Normal Nick
& The Painted Isles

A Deckbuilding Rogue-Lite RPG.

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Meet Normal Nick...

Every space opera needs an impossibly foolish master plan. Nick’s? Build a highly complex interstellar spacecraft entirely from scratch. A suspiciously enthusiastic local alien villager swears it’s totally doable—provided Nick does all the heavy lifting, of course.

So, Nick does what any stranded human with zero alternatives would do: he dramatically sighs, marches toward the shores, and starts hoarding Scrap like his life depends on it. Because every rusty sprocket and glowing battery brought back is one step closer to the stars!

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Game Overview

Normal Nick & The Painted Isles is a strategic, turn-based deckbuilding rogue-lite that fuses traditional card-crafting combat with a dynamic, Final Fantasy X-style Conditional Turn Battle (CTB) timeline. Outsmart alien monstrosities, manipulate the turn order, and manage your Action Points to help an ordinary guy survive an extraordinary predicament.

Abducted by a crew of hopelessly forgetful alien scientists, Nick ended up as an accidental stowaway on their journey back home. Now, stranded on a bizarre alien island light-years from Earth. He doesn't know how to pilot a starship, he doesn't know how to survive the local fauna, and he definitely doesn't know how to pay taxes in this quadrant.

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Key Features

  • Dynamic CTB Timeline: Leave rigid turn structures behind. Speed dictates how frequently units progress on a real-time tracking timeline, making positioning and timing critical to survival.
  • Carry-Over Action Points: Plan your turns with deep tactical foresight. AP stacks and carries over turn-to-turn up to a maximum cap, allowing you to save up for devastating combos.
  • Robust RPG Progression: Level up to scale core stats like HP, Strength, Wisdom, Speed, and Luck, and customize your build with milestone Perk Picks as you advance.
  • Complex Status Engine: Master a symmetrical combat engine featuring tactical effects like Poison, Bound, Silence, Wisdom Down, Blind, and Strength Down that affect enemies and players alike.
  • Perilous Adventure Maps: Navigate four increasingly complex maps filled with split paths, normal combat, elite encounters, safe campfires, choose-your-adventure events, and hidden mystery nodes.
  • Permanent Meta-Progression: Death isn't the end of the road. Cash out your collected Scrap and Pennies between runs to unlock permanent upgrades, giving Nick a better fighting chance on his next attempt.

Can an ordinary guy survive an alien world, or is Nick destined to be a permanent cosmic tourist?

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